Saturday, January 19, 2008

My Dog Ate It

A minister delivered a sermon in ten minutes one Sunday morning. That was
about half the usual length of his sermons.

He explained, "I regret to inform you that my dog, who is very fond of
eating paper, ate that portion of my sermon which I was unable to deliver
this morning."

After the service, a visitor from another church shook hands with the
preacher as he was leaving, and said,

"Sir, if that dog of yours has any pups, I sure would like to get one to
give to my minister!"

By Mike Walls

1 comment:

Jen said...

:-D! How funny! :)