Thursday, March 20, 2008

The Blonde Mortician

A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an
expensive, expertly tailored black suit.

The Blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would
like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good
in the black suit he is already wearing.

The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband
looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She
gives the Blonde mortician a blank check and says, "I don't care what
it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing."

The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she
finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk
stripe; the suit fits him perfectly.

She says to the mortician, "Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied.
You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you
spend?"

To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the
blank check. "There's no charge," she says.

"No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite
blue suit!" she says.

"Honestly, ma'am," the blonde says, "it cost nothing. You see, a
deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in
shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue
suit.

I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a
black suit instead, and she said it made n o difference as long as he
looked nice."

"So I just switched the heads."

8 comments:

Nicholas Z. Cardot said...

That's disgusting!

Anna Joy said...

Ewww! Okay that was not fair to my fever dazed brain.

Starla said...

LOL!!!! :o

Kristina said...

Eww gross! But very funny!

Anna Joy said...

For goodness' sake....UPDATE! I am awful tired of seeing this post and being grossed out all over again! :-D lol

Happymama said...

Oh, the only word I can think of is just morbid!!!!! That's disgusting. Ewww!

*giggle*

~Kristi

Events In The Life said...

Hello,

I'm Kyle. That was an awfully sad, entertaining and gross story! I don't know of many people who have the ability to make a story gross but humorus. LOL! I hope you get a chance to go on, read and leave a comment or two on my blog. Great story! : )

-Kyle

Happymama said...

Morbid...absolutely morbid. Good for a chuckle though!

~Kristi