Saturday, January 05, 2008

DIE HERETIC

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said, "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, because there's so much to live for!" He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well, are you religious or atheist?" He said, "Religious." I said, "Me too! Are your Christian or Buddhist?" He said, "Christian." I said, "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?" He said, "Protestant." I said, Me too! Are your Episcopalian or Baptist? He said, "Baptist!" I said, "Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord? He said, Baptist Church of God!" I said, "That's great, me too! Are your Original Baptist Church of God or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?" He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God!" I said, "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879!" I said, "Me too! Are you KJV or Textus Receptus? He said, Textus Receptus" I said, "Die, you heretic scum!" and then I pushed him off.

For the record, I am a KJV man, but I would not push him. I would get one of the Brethren to do it. Just joking!

By Ken Blue

3 comments:

Nicholas Z. Cardot said...

That is so funny. I love it.

Jason said...

I'm a NIV man. That was a funny story. I'm also believe in Reformed Theology.

The Good Reporters said...

Jason,
Thanks for stopping by.