Wednesday, October 10, 2007


*A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.

*What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway.

*Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

*She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.

*A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

*If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.

*With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

*When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

*The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

*A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

*He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

*A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.

*A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

*He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

*Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

*When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

*Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

*When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.

*Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

*Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.


Karen said...

Very punny! I once drove my expensive car into a tree to see how the Mercedes bends.

The Good Reporters said...

That's funny!